Articles in News
It’s over. I’ve lost faith in humanity.
Look at the person to your right, and the one to your left — at least one of those people has searched for Olympic camel-toe in the last two days. Yesterday, I wrote a little …
Nancy Grace-ification
By now most people know Nancy Grace, the loudmouthed, white-girl-loving “news” anchor with the polyurethane poof. Surely you’ve also heard about the sex abuse scandal at a certain well-known university in Pennsylvania. I don’t mention …
The Doctor Who of Newark
Being broke, I spend too much time watching TV. My current obsession is Doctor Who, which, thanks to some prodding from Sheryl, I finally gave a chance. If you aren’t familiar with Doctor Who, here’s …
Spare my bandwidth, Barack!
Technology has made politics inescapable – especially if you sign up for emails from your candidate of choice. Actually, I don’t know if Romney sends emails. Feel like he might still use the Pony Express, …
The US Times
Cocaine Legalization Bill Passes Following Spirited Debate
By Rachel Peters
Associated Press
Washington DC – President Trump signed off on a bill yesterday making cocaine legal and taxable in the United States. The bill went into effect immediately, …
