There once was a place on the vast internet
where you’d dream what you want and then you could get
a beau, a blowjob, a Tranny with horns
to stoke your fire ere eternal ‘morns.

If you need a job, just hit CL –
hail cam girls and porn shoots and working in hell.
There are antiques and fat dudes and skinny ones, too,
all with their penises waiting for you.

Dream of a dream and then you can see,
just how perverted life can be,
when you ask for a job, or maybe some socks,
and get emailed with pics of 10,000 cocks.

But it isn’t all just ChatRoulette,
or nude pictures of Senators you’ve never met.
You can find what you need to get the party bumpin’
even if it’s not some weird kind of humpin’.

You can sell your shit and buy some more,
and even meet up with a three-legged whore.
The limits end with your own mind
so log on in and then you’ll find,
a certain kind of creepy bliss
on the one, the only, the great Craigslist.